Sheen vs DWD

actor presidents
have to throw in their 2 cents
how much will it count

Lobby Wireless

will strange man outside
who evilly glares at me
please just move along

Seattle Waterfront

strolling the boardwalk
cold breeze signals summer's end
coffee warms your hands

The Hilton

cat sleeps in a ball
dreams of mischief and chaos
oh God, he's awake

The Intercracknet

it's an addiction
going on the web to play
alas it's gone now

Cap is Dead

no superhero
can fly in and save the day
we must save ourselves

Cap, Superman

Feeding Mr. W

striped cat with no tail
waits patiently for wet food
here it comes, whoopie!

Klinger...meet Paulson. Paulson, Klinger.

crossdressing soldiers
treasury secretaries
both love section eight

Vote and Get Involved

why do the pundits
tell stars to shut up and sing
they are voters too

"You can't stop being a citizen just because you have a Screen Actors' Guild card." Paul Newman - a good man. R.I.P.

Bus Characters...

old man spins a tale
gullible young girl believes
both leave with smiles

Ain't no Justice

bailing out the banks
taxpayers pay to save them
bankers get off free

Ain't Capitalism Grand

free market is great
rich are free to get richer
we all have to pay

$500 freakin' billion?

Vermont Squeezins

grade A dark amber
flows smoothly over pancakes
good on ice cream too

Would you believe.....?

twenty-four percent.
Americans will believe
anything they hear

It's Not So Hard

paper or plastic
twenty cents is no hardship
if you just re-use

Mr. Gecko is Doing Fine... How About You?

stocks tumble jobs fly
banks fail mortgages default
greed is not so good

Hunting?

running across snow
shadows fall over the pack
thundering death roars

They call it hunting?

Moose Drool

ungulate slobber
drunk from a cold brown bottle
bites then goes down smooth

Moose Drool from Big Sky Brewery

This haiku was the haiku of the day at Beer Haiku Daily.

Sept 2008

pale and old running
their lies flying left and right
will the folk believe?

Seven Years

you are only free
if you choose not to let fear
keep you from living

Integrity

knowing the truth hurts
admitting when you are wrong
and taking your lumps

Take Me Out...

paired with beer and bun
nothing tastes like a hot dog
don't ask what's inside

Puget Sound Sunday

osprey float above
white waves crash the rocky shore
salt tang in the air

Haiku Definition 1

care for your country
change the course when it is wrong
patriotism

I Guess the Yanks are Playing the Mariners Today

the two Yankees fans
looking for brown bagged coffee?
nope, none in Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist on the corner of 2nd & Jackson has the best coffee in Pioneer Square as well as being a cool place to hang out and work on your computer.

Nothing to Haiku About

I can suffer from
a lack of inspiration
when I haiku - sock

Art Walk at Kerrie's Studio

wild dogs and coyotes
art that inspires feelings
each must find themselves

Note: In this case coyotes is pronounced ky-yotes with 2 syllables.

A Night at Safeway

crazy screaming guy
emerges from the darkness
to scream in the store

It's Good to Excel at Something

abuse of power
not only Republican
but they do it well

Whsew. That was close.

Republicans meet
Bush and Cheney flee the scene
thankful for Gustav

Seriously.