Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sheen vs DWD

actor presidents
have to throw in their 2 cents
how much will it count

Monday, September 29, 2008

Lobby Wireless

will strange man outside
who evilly glares at me
please just move along

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Seattle Waterfront

strolling the boardwalk
cold breeze signals summer's end
coffee warms your hands

Friday, September 26, 2008

The Hilton

cat sleeps in a ball
dreams of mischief and chaos
oh God, he's awake

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Intercracknet

it's an addiction
going on the web to play
alas it's gone now

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Cap is Dead

no superhero
can fly in and save the day
we must save ourselves

Cap, Superman

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Feeding Mr. W

striped cat with no tail
waits patiently for wet food
here it comes, whoopie!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Klinger...meet Paulson. Paulson, Klinger.

crossdressing soldiers
treasury secretaries
both love section eight

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Vote and Get Involved

why do the pundits
tell stars to shut up and sing
they are voters too

"You can't stop being a citizen just because you have a Screen Actors' Guild card." Paul Newman - a good man. R.I.P.

Bus Characters...

old man spins a tale
gullible young girl believes
both leave with smiles

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Ain't no Justice

bailing out the banks
taxpayers pay to save them
bankers get off free

Friday, September 19, 2008

Ain't Capitalism Grand

free market is great
rich are free to get richer
we all have to pay

$500 freakin' billion?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Vermont Squeezins

grade A dark amber
flows smoothly over pancakes
good on ice cream too

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Would you believe.....?

twenty-four percent.
Americans will believe
anything they hear

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

It's Not So Hard

paper or plastic
twenty cents is no hardship
if you just re-use

Monday, September 15, 2008

Mr. Gecko is Doing Fine... How About You?

stocks tumble jobs fly
banks fail mortgages default
greed is not so good

Sunday, September 14, 2008


running across snow
shadows fall over the pack
thundering death roars

They call it hunting?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Moose Drool

ungulate slobber
drunk from a cold brown bottle
bites then goes down smooth

Moose Drool from Big Sky Brewery

This haiku was the haiku of the day at Beer Haiku Daily.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Sept 2008

pale and old running
their lies flying left and right
will the folk believe?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Seven Years

you are only free
if you choose not to let fear
keep you from living

Wednesday, September 10, 2008


knowing the truth hurts
admitting when you are wrong
and taking your lumps

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Take Me Out...

paired with beer and bun
nothing tastes like a hot dog
don't ask what's inside

Monday, September 8, 2008

Puget Sound Sunday

osprey float above
white waves crash the rocky shore
salt tang in the air

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Haiku Definition 1

care for your country
change the course when it is wrong

Saturday, September 6, 2008

I Guess the Yanks are Playing the Mariners Today

the two Yankees fans
looking for brown bagged coffee?
nope, none in Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist on the corner of 2nd & Jackson has the best coffee in Pioneer Square as well as being a cool place to hang out and work on your computer.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Nothing to Haiku About

I can suffer from
a lack of inspiration
when I haiku - sock

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Art Walk at Kerrie's Studio

wild dogs and coyotes
art that inspires feelings
each must find themselves

Note: In this case coyotes is pronounced ky-yotes with 2 syllables.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

A Night at Safeway

crazy screaming guy
emerges from the darkness
to scream in the store

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

It's Good to Excel at Something

abuse of power
not only Republican
but they do it well

Monday, September 1, 2008

Whsew. That was close.

Republicans meet
Bush and Cheney flee the scene
thankful for Gustav