Moose Drool

ungulate slobber
drunk from a cold brown bottle
bites then goes down smooth

Moose Drool from Big Sky Brewery

This haiku was the haiku of the day at Beer Haiku Daily.

Ah College...

oh Bacardi rum
why did I ever mix you
with Dr. Pepper?

This is a true story. One Saturday night my roommate Mike and I were down to a bottle of Bacardi 151 and a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper and thought...what the heck, how bad could it be. NEVER. EVER. MIX. BACARDI 151. WITH. DR. PEPPER.

Drink Cool

bottle cap pops off
sip, taste the frothy goodness
Newcastle Brown Ale

Gee, now I'm a published poet.