Not Happy

birthday dinner out
clobbered by the Elephant
too much Newcastle

Moose Drool

ungulate slobber
drunk from a cold brown bottle
bites then goes down smooth

Moose Drool from Big Sky Brewery

This haiku was the haiku of the day at Beer Haiku Daily.

Take Me Out...

paired with beer and bun
nothing tastes like a hot dog
don't ask what's inside